I draw pictures all day (inspired by ralph)
Being able to do what you love and be surrounded by amazing people that share the same passion is a privilege. Oh yeah, and I’m in pixel heaven, aaaaaand drink bourbon and beer.
“Agasthya is by far the best ping pong player at the company and playing him is an honor and privilege.”— Otis Kimzey
Analyst. I create magic with Microsoft Excel.
Because Jon pwns me in Mario Kart.
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Junior Software Engineer. I help fix bugs, ensure good test coverage, and create fun new features for our customers.
Every day is an exciting new opportunity to learn something new which I can apply towards my career in computer science. And I couldn’t ask for more awesome coworkers!
Be awesome.
The people, the environment, the pretty, pretty data.
“Thanks for being so awesome.”— Aviel
Software Engineering
Everybody is smart, nice and unpretentious. The scotch, the pay, the benefits, and the wall of snacks are all pretty great as well.
I am the Senior Lead QA and love my job.
People, neighborhood, job, benefits, and so much more. The people are great.
I help the team adopt agile practices so that we can quickly deliver tools that make our users kick ass while remaining (relatively) sane ourselves. Oh, and I drink rum. That too.
For once I’m working with people I actually want to hang out with rather than just tolerate.
I help build a scalable infrastructure for Simply Measured.
“Chris, you are HORRIBLE at Mario Kart.”— Agasthya
I make muffins.
Sometimes they let me eat the muffins.
Also, everyone reviews the week drinking scotch and playing old-skool Mario Kart on Friday afternoons. Or, on a more serious note, we actually make customers happy. What a concept!
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I build crazy wicked Excel reports that our engineering team magically turns into crazy wicked web reports, which can then be downloaded back to Excel, thus giving our customers reporting superpowers.
This is the smartest and most driven group of people I’ve ever been around, but we still have a lot of fun. We’re also doing something pretty special as a company.
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I’m working on figuring out how to make our sign-up and newbie experiences better for everyone who wants to use our tools.
There’s a small, great crew working on a product I (and customers) love.
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I spend a lot of my day at 3200% zoom designing our reports and other products into pixel-perfect happiness.
Startups are where it’s at. I’ve had experience with smaller startups, but this one is successful and growing while maintaining a great environment. We don’t take work too seriously, but we’re serious about the work we do.
Director of Operations
Working alongside a team of brilliant, passionate, and hilarious people is one of the best parts of coming in to the office every day. I love that our employees & our customers are consistently excited about our product and the support we provide. Also, the bottle of 1998 Glenrothes on my desk is pretty awesome.
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“Jeff is an O.G.! He brings years, nay decades of experience to the table to help keep our products looking sharp and doing backflips. We’re thrilled to have him.”— Jon Culver, being uncharacteristically sincere.
When I’m not embarrassing myself by not having my headphones connected and blaring Avril Lavigne for the whole office to hear, I work on the customer-facing side of the Simply Measured product, ensuring that the user experience is a good one and that things look as sexy as possible.
First and foremost, the people. It’s a great team full of brilliant, funny, fun, and slightly irreverent folks dedicated to making something that kicks ass.
“Jeff is extremely handsome. And so is his code.”— Jon
Software Engineer
Account Executive…boom.
The product kicks ace and the people are a 10. There’s nothing better than being excited to go to work knowing that you are going to laugh your tail off non-stop. Having a Friday cocktail or 4 doesn’t suck either.
I get to show people the power of Simply Measured.
The better we are at our job, the easier the lives of our customers get. I also love the reaction from people when the realize how much fun Simply Measured can make excel.
Sr. Product Manager
It’s awesome!
Senior Software Engineer and resident code geezer
Cool people. Interesting challenges. No bullshit.
“I’m a big fan of your work.”— Agasthya Upadhya
I build the customer-facing web apps and sites and things that make people happy.
It’s a dream that I get to come in here every day and do what I do, AND get paid.
Biz Dev / Marketing – I look for new ways for our beautiful reports to kick ass.
Awesome culture that cares a lot about making sure customers love our product, also the scotch doesn’t hurt.
“You have one triggered incident in nagios.”— the robots
I break all of the things until they start working. Then I find something else to break.
10:00 UTC is my peak productive time.
I do whatever is necessary to keep Simply Measured running efficiently and smoothly. I schedule deliveries, book travel, organize lunches, and make sure the office is kept just as pretty as our reports are.
My first day I tripped over a Nerf gun. An hour later, a foam dart hit me in the head. Yeah, I’m good here.
Account Executive
I love our team and the product equally which is a hard combination to come by.
To help empower the world with really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking analytical data around Social Media
I LOVE Working here. Being a part of a company that is driven by customer success and satisfaction while also changing the game with our innovation and technology. Also, there is an N64 right next to our ping pong table.
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“Kevin has a GREAT hairline”— Kallie Meno
I tell stories. My job is to share our content, messages & products with the internet. You’re welcome internet.
The social landscape is constantly changing and evolving. Simply Measured is on the front lines of that change, helping our clients stay relevant and innovative. It’s awesome to be a part of that.
I help our customers use Simply Measured to make their reporting lives so much easier and more beautiful.
We have an amazingly fun & talented team, mind-blowing product, and the best customers in the world!
Account Executive
“You have impeccable comma usage.”— Agasthya Upadhya
Things move quickly here at Simply Measured, and I’m here to keep us from spiraling into chaos. The Diet Coke in the fridge, the delicious weekly company lunches, and the runs to the post office: that’s me!
I really do love keeping things clean and organized, and Simply Measured is full of awesome, welcoming people who appreciate everyone’s hard work! I’m still a newbie in the office, but it didn’t take long to feel at home and confident among the team.
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““So psyched for this magic that you’re making””— Chris Castle
I’m a Software Engineer and I know A LOT about the markup language of spreadsheets.
I work with a group of fun and smart people who are passionate about creating an amazing product. That makes it fun to go to work every day.
Design reports by dance, dance by night.
Nice bunch of humans live here, and a robot.
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Tell the world about Simply Measured and work to put the tools to understand business data in the hands of business users.
Great product. Smart people. Good times.
“That’s just not going to happen”— Me
Software Engineer
It’s gotta be Adam’s hair. It’s beautiful.
Feathered and lethal.
You just don’t see it nowadays.
I’m a Marketing Analyst. I show others what kind of awesome insights can be delivered with Simply Measured’s reports.
The team here at Simply Measured makes it a fun place to work. The product makes it challenging and exciting.
“Thank you for not breaking my stuff !”— Anonymous Coworker
Build stuff, measure stuff, break stuff… sometimes not in that order
Awesome coworkers!
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“Despite being hindered by below average ping pong skills, Otis brings a great attitude and always looks for ways to help Simply Measured win big. As the first one to the office every morning, he sets the tone for the magic that happens here.”— Adam
I talk with people about what Simply Measured does and how they can use it to help their reporting and analytics needs.
I love the people that I get to work with. Not only are the people at Simply Measured great, but the people who I get to talk with on a daily basis are a lot of fun.
“Paul aspires to invent a cocktail involving Laphroaig, which I think is admirable but misguided.”— David Lukas
I help all those people on the internets find their way to the Simply Measured website so they can use our wonderful product.
It’s great working for a company that shares both my love of data and scotch.
I help make sure our customers stay in love with us.
Great customers and great co-workers. It’s exciting to work alongside people who are both smart and fun.
I’m a Senior Software Engineer, leading our Platform team. I deal in big data, high scalability, fixing hard problems and making sure our technology stack meets our customers needs.
There’s never a dull moment. There’s always something new to work on, learn, fix, improve, etc. I’m surrounded by some of the best minds out there.
I work with APIs and build tools that help us collect data from those APIs in a manner that is scalable, resilient to upstream failures, and straight-forward for our other devs to change as we add new features.
I’m a geek. I love building solutions to problems, and the kind of work we do at Simply Measured – and the scale at which we do it – creates all kinds of interesting problems that require creative solutions. And to top it all off, I get to work with a bunch of rad people who are just as excited as I am to figure out what the need is, and provide complete solutions.
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We’re always on the lookout for smart people. Want to join the fun at Simply Measured? Check our openings and get in touch.
Simply Measured is backed by an awesome group of leading venture capital funds and angel investors from around the country, including Bessemer Venture Partners, MHS Capital, Founder’s Coop, Vast Ventures, Howard Lindzon, Tom Peterson, David Cohen, Brad Silverberg, Dave Hersh, and Jeff Epstein.

